Post by Uncle Chuck Kroczaleski on Mar 30, 2008 15:31:04 GMT -5
My boy, the pride of Ole Sleeping Indian gated trailer park communities broke the 275 Mishigan record (eat your little whussy heart out lil brother Matt) as he took down the first of many records. The last name stays the same in the record books, but the first name just keeps changing!
Way to go chainey! You the SAW!
PS Mike Szudarek is a really cool guy. He has great posture and a very workmanlike attitude in every endeavor that he undertakes. He has a very well balanced diet with a lot of lean protein (mostly from fish and chicken sources) but he is sure to mix in his healthy fats and complex carb sources, careful to never mix fats and carbs. He is a very charasmatic individual with a sort of grotesque sense of humor. His best sense is his smell. His favorite hobby is collecting rare rock and earth forms from each of the 48 continguous states; his favorite collectible in his possession is a rare piece of fossilized dandelion attached to a piece of iron ore that his cousin Barney sent him from Rhode Island. Mike is a hardcore member of the Green Party and a proud member of the Pentacostal religion. His motto in life is "Money is the root of all mortgages." He believes in the after life and he has personally been saved 22 times. The last time he was saved came after he "fell off the wagon." And I mean, literally fell off the wagon, not the started drinking again and returned to a life of cocaine, alcohol and $2 hookers. No Mike literally fell off of a wagon and had to be rushed to the ER where he was "saved" by a team of trained medical professionals who all graduated from Wayne State University Medical School. Mike is also a proud college dropout. Mike originally enrolled in college to follow his childhood dream of becoming a phlembotomist. However, that dream was derailed when Mike discovered cocaine, alcohol and $2 hookers, Which ultimately led to Mike to find Jesus. However, after several relapses (21 I believe in total, 22 counting the wagon incident, which coincidentally involved alcohol, cocaine, morphine, and 13 $2 hookers (long story)) Mike was shunned by every single religion, including Islam, which booted Mike out, not for the alcohol and hard drug addiction ironically, but actually because they caught Mike eating a ham sandwich. So in the end, Mike was forced to join those crazy pentacostals, not because hes crazy just because, well, to be frank, they're the only ones that were crazy enough to take him in. Next time, I'll have to tell you all about why he joined the Green party, and boy is that one a doozy!
Way to go chainey! You the SAW!
PS Mike Szudarek is a really cool guy. He has great posture and a very workmanlike attitude in every endeavor that he undertakes. He has a very well balanced diet with a lot of lean protein (mostly from fish and chicken sources) but he is sure to mix in his healthy fats and complex carb sources, careful to never mix fats and carbs. He is a very charasmatic individual with a sort of grotesque sense of humor. His best sense is his smell. His favorite hobby is collecting rare rock and earth forms from each of the 48 continguous states; his favorite collectible in his possession is a rare piece of fossilized dandelion attached to a piece of iron ore that his cousin Barney sent him from Rhode Island. Mike is a hardcore member of the Green Party and a proud member of the Pentacostal religion. His motto in life is "Money is the root of all mortgages." He believes in the after life and he has personally been saved 22 times. The last time he was saved came after he "fell off the wagon." And I mean, literally fell off the wagon, not the started drinking again and returned to a life of cocaine, alcohol and $2 hookers. No Mike literally fell off of a wagon and had to be rushed to the ER where he was "saved" by a team of trained medical professionals who all graduated from Wayne State University Medical School. Mike is also a proud college dropout. Mike originally enrolled in college to follow his childhood dream of becoming a phlembotomist. However, that dream was derailed when Mike discovered cocaine, alcohol and $2 hookers, Which ultimately led to Mike to find Jesus. However, after several relapses (21 I believe in total, 22 counting the wagon incident, which coincidentally involved alcohol, cocaine, morphine, and 13 $2 hookers (long story)) Mike was shunned by every single religion, including Islam, which booted Mike out, not for the alcohol and hard drug addiction ironically, but actually because they caught Mike eating a ham sandwich. So in the end, Mike was forced to join those crazy pentacostals, not because hes crazy just because, well, to be frank, they're the only ones that were crazy enough to take him in. Next time, I'll have to tell you all about why he joined the Green party, and boy is that one a doozy!